Word to the wise

Don't EVER call Ryan Tinkerbell. Not even when you are joking around. Not even when you have just finished reading another two exciting chapters of Peter and the Starcatchers and you have just finished talking about what could possibly be in that secret trunk aboard the Never Land. And even when Ryan has speculated that Tinkerbell might actually be in that trunk and he is in a funny, jovial mood, completely enraptured with the story, don't even think of calling him Tinkerbell.